Finally manage to escape from the fucking house and into the jungle......at last a respite from Brasilian TV......bring on the empty snakes and spiders......


.....aaaaaargh DAS BOOT.....oh no, this is the other,er, not das boot....shapely calf though.........


oh, ok, aaaaaaaaaaarghhh DAS BOOT......
rather lost the impact I was hoping for.....but I'm fucked if I'm gonna upload them again in the right order.......


........impression of Shorn Rah???
.......or is it THE ARISTOCRATS punchline..dah dahhhh.......
.......No, actually, it's me.

PLEASE NOTE THAT JUST BY CLICKING YOU CAN MAKE ANY OF THESE PICTURES INTO A HANDY FOLD UP WALL POSTER..... ok well, a bit bigger anyway....
..........and honestly, there will be some NEW CONTENT soon.......really there will, I mean, would I lie to you of all people mother ???

WOW .....just scored a wicked mosquito kill.....first time I've got one on the suck.....he was sucking from my all too briefly exposed broken leg as I wacked him....on my broken leg....that actually hurt quite a lot, but I got the fucker....blood everywhere.....well, a tiny drop spread everywhere....by mosquito standards.....anyway, me one, mosquitos NIL......