I realised that as most of my viewers are British, to avoid losing their attention, I should include two very important things, both held dearer than dear by those in the UK.....the first being a bar......yes, not only a sunken bar by the pool, but sunken bar stools in the pool. This is where I'm staying!! Really...they let me stay here!
The other, of course is doggy woggys. Below a shot of my constant companions who, when the pic was taken some weeks ago, still adhered to the house rules of barely crossing the line into the house...now they wander freely into my pad and even get on the sofa occasionally.....all this to the abject horror of any nearby Brasilians, who shout at them and at me......I just smile, open my arms in self excuse, and say "sou Ingles"....."I'm Inglish"............
Suzee on the right and Blackee on the left (obviously)......emphasis on the italics (obviously)........

BELOW WE BEGIN A NEW SECTION CALLED "READERS SNAPSHOTS"......AKA "THE BASTARD WENT AND POSTED THEM......."
hahahhhahahahha YES, I DID..........

Well I'm afraid that this is a prime example of what happens if you make the mammoth mistake of sending me pix when I'm stuck in a wheelchair with nothing to post about but mosquitoes. Sorry Murph. For everything. And for posting the pix.
Andrew is here seen at a fitting for a starring role as a musician in the days of yore, in a big Hollywood movie about somebody called Anne going Bowlin' and giving head to someone called Henry on the fifth.....sounds more like golf to me......though what do I know....I'm a tennis man myself....

The film apparently also stars the gentleman below, which would explain why they're dressing Andrew and the other boys in such ill fitting and baggy trousers......leaving as much room as possible for "gentlemens' improvement". I'm trying to be polite here........
I'm not sure I can follow that.....going back to the mosquitoes seems somehow.........shit.

To the Ortho Clinic on Wednesday.....mebbe on to crutches hurrah.....

Yesterday I became a fully fledged estate agent......I put Uli's small lagoonside condo onto a couple of real estate websites for sale....he's in Germany for some time and asked me to sell it for him....how strange is that.....very. Here they are. It's the one I wrote blurb for previously for Uli's site. But this time I paid for the ads and wrote it and put non-wiggly lines on pix and everything. I'm so proud.

http://www.viviun.com/AD-64494/

http://realestate.escapeartist.com/P-2004096/