Wrote this today to Hannah.....
.....Got pissed for first time since farewell party last nite.....didnt like it much nor next day!!
Just made fillet steak for lunch. About 2 quid a kilo. and thats the local spar (not actually)....ended up doing a turkey impression in there yesto.....don't worry, there was a reason.....she was asking light or normal ham, and then peru or something.....i wasn't bothered where it came from, but I had a vague idea that peru means turkey so to confirm it i had to do it. God made me. Go gobble gobble gobble to a Brasilian lady in a shop.

......hey you know airboats/swamp boats like in the everglades .....I'm checking out possibility of building them to run on the lagoons here, but instead of fucking great noisy petrol engines, to leave minimal ecological footprint, using Lynch motors like Ian Woody uses for getting trikes up hills....slowed down version, electric driven, near silent, with solar panels on the canopy and a fucking great prop that takes peoples heads clean offffff.blood spurt flesh grind rip rent asunder gush sorry. Just had a reply back from Lynch company re something already produced that might do it.hohohohohohohohoohohohohstop it.


I wrote this to steve rowcroft the other day....
".......ok i made a big mistake ....the place stinks, the women are ugly and think i'm a fat c#nt, the foods shite the beers tepid the lagoons stink, i'm bored shitless, the real estate is overpriced,over rated and worst of all its over here.....and the radio station called mpb fm just plays mpb all day and all fucking nite.....on fm.
........if it wasn't for the fact that i like all that so much, i'd be on the first fucking plane home......but i do.....so i'm not......
.......but ta for the farewell disco man.....tchou from lagoonboy XXXX"

wrote this to Murph today...
......I've enclosed bits of emails below and also address of blog which at the mo is similar ,,,,,however content will improve and their will be snaps by me shortly.....
.......ummmm well, since i saw you all last I've errr well, just bin here really. Staying with Uli and Maria and extended family in headfuck of a beautiful house estate I don't know what you call it....nobody ever let me in one before......i've obviously had self doubt stuff at times....do they all think i'm a c#nt really , idiot who cant speak properly....however Sonja the cook told me a few days ago they all think i'm marvelous so that really made a difference....my confidence blasting out gibberish in quasi Portuguese increaded 10 fold....poor bastards....that'll teach em.....startin to feel it flow a bit now ( language, not diaorrhea so far)....in fact it's really coming on....I think maria will be surprised when she gets back tuesday after a week in Uruguay......and I think Uli will shit when he gets back from europe in 2 months.
........oh and i've bought a tennis club.
......I thought I was buying a tennis racket. But it's not . It's a club.
......such a fine line , isn't there, between erm, one thing and something completely fucking else.
......I did think as we shook hands on the deal, it was quite a lot of money for a racket. But I just thought it was the language thing again. And in the end, I suppose it was.

.......anyway...it's a tennis club clubhouse.....with about half the courts, I mean half of each court so I'm pleased to say there'll be not the remotest chance of playing tennis. However, billiards is another matter.....y'see, there we are again....such a fine line , 2 completely different things........there is a full size pro billiard table in there.
So after I've ponced it all up into a dwelling.....(no Brasilian would even think of it) added a pool and bedrooms etc and a garden, I'll have an open plan 1500 square foot living room.....even bigger than the last one hahahahahaha.....with one or 2 mezzanines....oh y'know, the usual shit. .......its 2 minutes from the atlantic ocean beach, and 10 minutes from the lagoons.....which are mindfuckingly beautiful.....40 minutes from the stunning little town with a beach bar every few yards in season at least.
......everything about this place, from the people and on has been amazing
.....I wrote this to Izi the other day....
.....it has been weird though.....like why here for example....my answer is why not.....or it'll do.....or i'm tired this'll do.....or fuck me this place is as amazing as i need so it'll do....or i have support here that i trust so it'll do .....or really all the above and a few more....

......the tennis club is under "top offers" section on brasilinda.com ........this is Uli's site ......also on there is "Lindaguna" which i wrote the blurb for! ................look daddy, I'm an estate agent................so proud,,,,,proud

not sure where the pics end up with this blog lark but here are
clues to big google earth pic.......
condo mountain is Uli's mountain where he's putting a few ace discrete houses.....it's mind bogglingly beautiful
tennis club is ermmm that
uli's casa is where i am staying
small condo is his little complex by the lagoon where i'm gonna stay soon and is called Lindagoa on his brasilinda site
....the white thing across the bottom is a beach between saquarema and the ocean. you might have to look up the word "beach".

.....still trying to post pics....