Hannah and Pedro still staring inanely at the view across the straights, and the best beach in Brasil is still there and still without a discotheque or a bar. What is the matter with the Brasilian Navy? What is the matter with Hannah and Pedro? What is the matter with me? If you'd been paying attention, yes, you Nutman at the back, you'd know I'd broken my fucking leg. I won't tell you again.
OK you know the drill by now. View.Island.Beach.Cactuss. And some moron left a lamp post right slap in the middle of my composition. MISS??
Oh dear god give me strength. A bit of variation......two glorious beaches, two remote islands.....two thousand fuckin cactussis......two whatever.......whatever......