Hello....here is a picture of a tree.....no actually this is where the council are running a boat from this side to that side because they have finally demolished a rotten bridge from one causeway to another, mid lagoon and are pretending they are going to build a new one
hahahah.....meantime the locals are stuck without a vehicle one side or the other.....luckily this is the famous "Third World" so nobody can afford a vehicle in the first place......

......and here is a pic of one of the.....awww come on ....you can see......
.....and now the first in a sporadic series of GUESTBLOGS.....this time featuring the very famous and very wonderful MY DAUGHTER HANNAH....over to you Hann....just try and keep it entertaining, yet poignant....light but with political undertones and a dry sense of humour.....no, not like that.....do whatever you want after all its yourspace....no ....no.....not that.....please god no what ahve i donnneneneneneeeeeeeeee

Well thank you Mr Rather bossy Daddy Nachman, and yes I will write whatever I like, I feel I have earned it, since getting here yesterday Father has deliberately broken a wheel on his wheelchair so I have to drag him around in a rather funny fashion whilst trying not to have hysterics and drop him ................bless he's always been trouble, so I was really left with no choice but to come to this godforsaken place and check on him!!!

No but really it's the most beautiful place I have ever seen, ocean is lovely and clean,warm and inviting, people are friendly, happy and smiley and Dad although somewhat debilitated is rather happy too funnily enough and no it's not terribly dangerous here, I went off on a wander after dark this evening and felt perfectly safe! (no not trying to earn extra holiday money thankyou very much!) and I am really rather wondering whether to bother coming home at all, it's rather nice here, none of the men speak English which rules out any of the usual dating problems you find in good old blighty!!!

Anyway must go just been out in the middle of writing this eating and drinking with Daddy poo, witnessed an eldery Brasilian man pole dancing to English R & B and as I realised I was finding it slightly sexy I left.........hmmm so off to bed........update soon............I know you can't wait...................tchou!