Scale-ish plan of the house and grounds.....

....access road on left,

....front(?) porch on lower right,

....barby (Auschwitz) to right above centre line, floor of which will be base of Guest House Number 1.

Left side of building is,
...bottom to top,
social bathroom,
en suite bathroom,
bedroom ( ex kitchen) ,
and store room/spare room.
Mezzanine is above.
New kitchen will be to right of bedroom, open plan in the main living space.
Stairs, marked in top left corner, will be replaced by spiral staircase on other side of mezzanine, in front of now blocked door into what has become the en-suite bathroom.
Got all that???
I shall test you all.......


Same thing, but on graph paper.....medium squares are 1 metre.....whole plot is 30x30, so 900 square metres.
Living room is 170 square metres.
Bedroom is 20 square centimetres approx.
In fact the bathrooms are so small that they don't actually exist in any dimension we can sense as human beings, at least at this time in space....( or is that space in time??)
(I felt sure I could get the word " continuum" in there somewhere.....)


This is a lizard, similar to the one I ordered the execution of. This one obviously escaped a similar fate by little more than a tail's breadth.


This is a charming poster I spotted, well was in fact glued to(?) for some time, in an underwear shop in Bacaxa....(ok, I was there with Hannah who was buying undies.....)
Anyway, the buyline says.....
"You can't imagine what Rio is capable of...."
......more or less.....
......and it's true.....
......who would have imagined that the nice lady in the underwear would take the trouble to feed the hungry young man on the um,swan....thing....
.....and what is that delicacy she's feeding him for his lunch anyway.....?