Friday, April 17, 2009

ORANGES, ORANGES, WHO'LL BUY ME BLEEDIN' ORANGES????
Well, hopefully in about a year's time, middle class Cariocas who like to squeeze 'em into juice...

Here's Marco, testing the oranges for, erm, orangeyness, a couple of weeks ago at our plantation in Palmital.
They are looking really big and healthy, precocious even, and full of plumptiousness, which is a good thing
The whole landscape seems quite different, now it's inundated with thick bushy trees, instead of wimpy plantlets.

We now have a Dept. of Agriculture inspector who visits every few weeks, and offers advice. 
Very helpful. 
If we stick to poo as fertiliser, we can be certified organic.
Well, not us, the oranges, obviously.
Although, personally, I never use anything else...

Oranges, typo Seleta, probably a bit sour this year, so not a saleable harvest, but looking good for next year.
Brasilian farmers tend to plant orange trees and leave them until they are harvestable, without tending them, and the resulting trees, if they survive, tend to yield 3.5 boxes of fruit per tree. 
Because ours are continuously tended with medicines, fertiliser, water etc.(we have 3 full-time staff,  2 of whom live onsite, plus tractor with water tanker etc.) it's reasonable to expect a much higher yield. However even at the low figure based on 3.5 boxes per tree, I look to profit around 40% per annum on my investimento.
All I gotta do is wait, and survive on bugger all in the meantime!!
As a result of which, I also have some more immediate ventures under way...see below...

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Well, who'd have thought it?
I've had an allergy to clothing my whole life, (due to my dad being in menswear) and yet now, out of the blue, I'm in the rag trade! 
I'm buying womens gear here in Brasil and exporting it to my daughter Hannah to sell in the UK.
Here are some elements that will make up the upcoming website. Punters will be able to buy online or at markets around the south west, and Camden Lock too.

Buy our gear and look like you just stepped 
off the beach here...Ipanema!
Logo courtesy of Hannah's boyfriend Ben...well I nicked the bits and he reinvented them, with real paint and a paintbrush...remember them??

Meet Roberta, my mannequin...named 
after a lovely young lady at one of my suppliers.
Wearing a Macaquinho, in English, a culotte dress.
Tres chic!

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Another dress for ladies.

Matching dress and blouse.

I found a town a hundred miles away where clothing is the main industry, where one street has around 1200, (that's twelve hundred) clothes shops in it, all of whom do wholesale as well as very cheap retail.
There's a complete dearth of other shops, bars, cafes and chemists (unknown in Brasil), and what few there are, are just doorways, with a corridor leading through to a hidden bar or cafe etc. tucked in behind clothes shops! 
The only hotel is behind a doorway with steps leading to a lift to the hotel located above clothes shops.
It's bizarre, but a great place to immerse yourself in the biz...I stayed in the hotel both visits and never left the street.

Another Macaquinho.

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Fabric wot i bought for making a dress wiv.
Have done my own dress design and getting 
it made up here by local peeps.
I am still not gay.
Happy though...
This is the rough blurb for the website intro...

Summer 2009 Collection
Fresh from the dazzling sun kissed white sand beaches and palm fringed breezy boulevards of Brazil's fabulous Rio de Janeiro, we bring you the latest and greatest Summer fashions for 2009 !!
Working with a select number of Rio's finest small designer fashion labels, Rio Chicoffers you the chance to buy straight into the style and glamour of the most beautiful, vibrant and exciting city in the world! 
On or off the beach, day or night, we have something special for you for every occasion, each design produced by hand and in very small quantities, all available in the UK exclusively from Rio Chic.
Treat yourself from a selection of our top items here online, or for the full collection, visit our mobile shop at one of the locations listed below.
Email or text us to receive regular updates on where to find us and what's new ... we are adding new lines all the time.
The Rio Chic Summer 2009 Collection will be available at selected indoor and outdoor markets along the UK South West coast throughout the coming 2009 Spring and Summer seasons. 
Watch out for us at Weston, Clevedon, Portishead, Ilfracombe and Minehead. Also inland at Bath, Bristol and Wells markets.

Rio Chic use only Brazilian produced materials, and all pieces are fairly traded.
Rio Chic garments should always be handwashed at or below 30 degrees Celsius.


Roberta the lovely shop assistant was wearing these clothes when I was there buying, so they happened to be the first clothes out of the bag and onto the mannequin when I got home...so the mannequin got her name.
Big fat 4 button waist banded jeans, and stunning top with hand applied sequins and gert medieval pointy side danglers (is that the technical term??)...my fave piece....ummmm!

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Love this, real trad Latin stylee updated...
...loads of hand applied metal and fabric decs...


Chic or what? Dress with optional straps and pashmina.
Had to secrete pins in this one to keep Hannah out of it...
Didn't work...

Hand appliqued dress with removable woollen collar.
Gorgeous.
Go on, give us a twirl...

More groovy kit...we've bought around 500 pieces so far, so this is a tiny selection...there are over 200 different designs, all unseen in the UK, so we're hoping to do well with them (obviously).
I'm expecting my long dead dad to turn up and welcome me into the family biz at long fucking last..."better late than never lad"...



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