Haha guess what this is...
Don't know?
Haha I'll tell you...


It's an experimental steam box.
There, now you know...


Yes, but why, you know what you know, for??
Haha to bend wood under steam pressure....
Yes but what why what for???
To make furniture of course, from bendy wood...hahahahaha
See the piece of dark wood in the foreground above??
You put it in the tube and blast it for an hour with steam steam and more steam and then you take it out and bend it quickly to any shape you want or could imagine...
What, but even Brasilian hardwood that is like wood but hard?????
Yes, even...
So why is the piece in the photo still, erm, straight???
Oh fuck off clever arse...
Just you wait for Mark II, that's what...


Ahhh thank God for that...
A beautiful yet reasonably priced hotel in Arraial do Cabo.
And no sign of steam boxes and bending etc.


Wow a sunken sofa area in the same hotel...
And still no more mention of steam bending etc etc.
I think we might be clear...
Let's make a dash for it...